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The film opened in the year 1967, "Somewhere outside Las Vegas," where bald Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) (modeled after Blofeld in the James Bond films), first seen stroking a white furry cat (named Mr. Bigglesworth), had an underground lair where he had gathered together six deadly assassins commissioned to kill "Britain's top secret agent" Austin Powers; frustrated by the "freakin' idiots," he reprimanded them and upturned the chairs of four of his henchmen and burned them alive, sparing two of them.

Evil then said: "Hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage." With the warhead, Evil suggested demanding a ransom of $1 million dollars. Number Two suggested a larger, inflation-based figure (since Virtucon was already making $9 billion a year) -- and the demand was raised to $100 billion.

Dr. Evil was told by Frau Farbissina that his semen had been frozen during his 30-year absence, and a son had been artificially-created -- his name was Scott Evil (Seth Green), a Generation-Xer teen who was angered by his father's sudden appearance: "...now you come back and just expect a relationship - I hate you!"; Scott refused a hug and called Evil a "lazy-eyed psycho."

After acquiring the warhead, Dr. Evil communicated with delegates in the United Nations Secret Meeting Room and announced his ransom demands -- at first forgetting the correct figure, although they refused as a general policy, to negotiate with terrorists. In their casino hotel room while phoning her mother, Vanessa was advised about Powers: "Women want him, and men want to be him" -- as Powers walked around with his private parts strategically covered by various objects - a magnifying glass, a wine bottle, a water pitcher, etc.

At Virtucon's Worldwide Headquarters, Powers spied upon Random Task leaving with Evil's cat, quipping: "I never forget a pussy - cat"; he promised the "beautiful" Vanessa a night on the town - Burt Bacharach serenaded them in person atop an open-topped, double-decker bus as they shared dinner and dancing. Afterwards, they played a game of Twister, and when she became "smashed" and she suggested a kiss, he told her that she was drunk and it wasn't right. Receiving an email (through AOL) from Basil, Powers was instructed to find out what part Evil's Virtucon played in "Project Vulcan" - by visiting Alotta Fagina's penthouse immediately.

Meanwhile, Dr. Evil feared: "Austin Powers is getting too close." Frau suggested the "ultimate weapon" to defeat him: Fembots (introduced with Nancy Sinatra's singing of "These Boots Were Made For Walking") - beautiful blonde android replicants, wearing white boots and two piece outfits. They were "the latest word in android replicant technology. Lethal, Efficient, Brutal. No man can resist their charms"; they had protruding gunbarrels that emerged from their bikini-covered breasts [the Fembots' brassieres were based on the one worn by Ursula Andress in the cult Italian sci-fi movie The 10th Victim (1965) ];- they demonstrated their lethal breast-weapons on emasculated guards.

In the British Makeshift Headquarters, Powers was outfitted with a geosynchronous positioning device, and Vanessa proposed some dental enhancements (toothpaste, floss, etc.). Basil suggested that Austin and Vanessa infiltrate Virtucon for on-site reconnaissance during one of its regularly-scheduled tours, disguised as tourists.

Vanessa confessed to Austin that she was suspicious about Alotta Fagina - and he openly admitted: "I shagged her...I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!" His "protection" was a 9 mm automatic - "Only sailors use condoms, baby," although he told her: "Alotta meant nothing to me." She told him that in the 90s, "times have changed - You can't just go off shagging anybody anymore," and he realized his love for her: "You're everything to me. She feared he would live a lonely life. He wrote down a list of the people and things that had deceased or changed since the 60s: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Mama Cass, the moon-landing, the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Sir Austin Danger Powers is a fictional British secret agent and the main protagonist in the Austin Powers series. He was presumably born around 1940 or 1941 cryogenically frozen in the late 1960s and resurrected in the late 1990s. He was portrayed by Mike Myers in a series of three theatrical releases. The three films in order of release are: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery , Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember . The character was a parody of a number of mid-1960s spy movies.

After being frozen for 30 Years, Dr. Evil's rocket landed in Nevada, and Commander Gilmore of the U.S. Military came to England to request the help of the Ministry of Defense. To that end, Austin Powers was unfrozen and reanimated to return to service, this time with Vanessa Kensington . Despite his troubles getting adapted to the 90s, Austin eventually wins over Vanessa, stops Dr. Evil's plan to launch a subterranean nuclear missile, banishes Dr. Evil into space, and settles down with Vanessa to live happily ever after. Or so he thought...

After being married for almost two years, Austin suddenly found himself a widower when Vanessa was revealed to be a Fembot designed by Doctor Evil. Quickly returning to his old ways, Austin returned to the dating scene, and soon found himself in bed with Ivana Humpalot , another of Doctor Evil's assassins who he won over with his charm. However, during the shagging, Austin discovered something terrible. Before he could make Ms. Humpalot orgasm, something happened to the swinger that had never happened before: he went limp in the middle of a hot shag and couldn't get his erection back. Immediately, Austin realized there was only one explanation for why he went flaccid during sex - he had lost his mojo!

It turned out that Doctor Evil had launched a new plan that hit Austin below the belt quite literally. Using a "Time Machine," he had sent himself back to 1969 and stole Austin Powers' mojo, rendering Austin impotent sexually and hoping it would also steal his spy skills as well. Using a Time Machine Car developed by the Ministry of Defense, Austin himself went back to 1969 to put a stop to Doctor Evil's scheme and cure his erectile dysfunction.

Austin finally succeeded in arresting his long-time nemesis, Dr. Evil, sending him to prison. As a reward, he was invited by the Queen of England to be knighted for his efforts. However, just like at his graduation, his father was a no-show at the event. While consoling himself at his pad, he receives word from Basil Exposition that his father had been kidnapped, and their only clue was the sailors that were on the ship all had their genetalia painted gold.

Knowing only a madman would understand the psychology of another madman, Austin confronted Dr. Evil, demanding to know where his father was. Dr. Evil reminded him about what happened at the Academy, but told Austin that his father was kidnapped by Goldmember and taken back to 1975, in exchange for getting a transfer to a regular prison.

In 1975, Austin met former girlfriend  Foxxy Cleopatra , who was undercover spying on criminal genius  Johann van der Smut , better identified as "Goldmember". Together, they evaded Goldmember and rescued Austin's father, but disagreements between Austin and his father Nigel led to the two going their seperate ways for a while. Austin and Foxxy then met a new side of  Mini-Me , the dwarf clone of Dr. Evil, as he defected and joined their side.

Austin and "Mini-Austin" snuck into Dr. Evil's submarine lair, where Austin was given the chance to shoot Dr. Evil and end it all. Before he could, however, Nigel stepped in, and revealed that Dr. Evil was actually his son Douglas Powers, making him Austin's brother. Austin embraced his brother, father, and Mini-Me. Goldmember then attempted to go ahead with the plan to flood the Earth, but was foiled by the Powers family and Foxxy. 

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery is a 1997 film about a 1960s hipster secret agent who is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy in the 1990s where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place.

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Austin Powers is a 60's spy who is cryonically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortunately for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington to stop the evil Dr. Evil, who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realises its the 90's) 100 billion dollars. Can Austin Powers stop this madman? or will he caught up with Evil's henchman, with names like Alotta Fagina and Random Task? Only time will tell! Written by simon

The 1997 comedy ‘Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery’ was a box office smash before becoming a comedy classic, despite the fact that millions of Americans are now embarrassed that they used to say ‘shagadelic, baby!’ in mixed company.

Spoofing the spy genre — mostly the James Bond franchise — the film featured quite a few memorable scenes and spawned two even more successful sequels, with a third reportedly in the works.

Then: Mike Myers was quite the sensation as both the protagonist and antagonist ‘Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.’ The former ‘Saturday Night Live’ player was no stranger to movie success, having previously scored big with ‘ Wayne’s World ‘ and ‘Wayne’s World 2.’

Now:  Myers has been quiet lately, with his last non-‘Shrek’-related role as a supporting character in 2009’s ‘Inglourious Basterds.’ Rumor has it he’s been putting together a fourth Austin Powers outing, however all’s quiet on the ‘Wayne’s World 3′ front.

Then:  In what stands as the pinnacle of her acting career (assuming you didn’t like the remake of ‘Bedazzled’), Hurley was Vanessa Kensington in ‘Austin Powers.’ At the time, she was also famous for dating Hugh Grant and being the face of Estee Lauder.

Now: Before doing an arc on ‘Gossip Girls’ as Diana Payne, Hurley hadn’t had much screen presence since reprising her Kensington character in ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.’ She is slated to appear in the upcoming thriller ‘High Midnight.’

Then:  In a role that parodies M of the ‘James Bond’ franchise, York plays intelligence agent Basil Exposition. Before ‘Austin Powers,’ York was probably best known for starring in the 1976 sci-fi film ‘Logan’s Run’ and for playing Brian Roberts in the film version of ‘Cabaret.’

Then:  Dr. Evil’s second-in-command, appropriately named Number 2, was played by Robert Wagner. The veteran actor was known for his roles in the TV series ‘Hart to Hart’ and ‘To Catch A Thief.’

The Tomatometer rating – based on the published opinions of hundreds of film and television critics – is a trusted measurement of movie and TV programming quality for millions of moviegoers. It represents the percentage of professional critic reviews that are positive for a given film or television show.

Movies and TV shows are Certified Fresh with a steady Tomatometer of 75% or higher after a set amount of reviews (80 for wide-release movies, 40 for limited-release movies, 20 for TV shows), including 5 reviews from Top Critics.

There's nothing malevolent about Austin Powers, he's clearly more Clouseau than Dr. Strangelove, and he is born out of affection, for both the period he's from and for a sense of humour that is peculiarly British.

Sir Austin Danger Powers , KBE , es un espía británico creado e interpretado por Mike Myers , es el protagonista de la trilogía de películas: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery , Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me , Austin Powers in Goldmember .

Hijo del espía Nigel Powers, y hermano de Duggie Powers, Powers nació el 12 de noviembre de 1939. Heredó la pasión de espía de su padre, por lo que consiguió trabajar como espía del Ministerio de Defensa. Se casó en la película Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery con Vanessa Kensington .

Mantiene una apariencia totalmente de los 60 , en el vestuario y vocabulario, manteniendo frases y palabras típicas como: psicodélico nena o nena (refiriéndose a las damas) así también pudo adaptarse a la época de los 70,

She was introduced in the movie when Number Two introduced himself and his "Italian confidential secretary" to Austin Powers in a blackjack game at Las Vegas. Her name is a joke on the phrase, "A lot of vagina", and a parody of Pussy Galore a character in the James Bond series.

Later in the movie, Alotta seduces Austin into having sex with her to find out his true identity. Later, Austin is about to arrest Dr. Evil when Alotta shows up with a gun up to Vanessa's head. Vanessa knocks Alotta out cold and they both run out of the lair after starting the self-destruct sequence. She survives the explosion although not shown in the film, also it does not appear again since.

Austin Powers – Das Schärfste, was Ihre Majestät zu bieten hat (Originaltitel: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ) aus dem Jahr 1997 ist eine Parodie auf James Bond . Das Drehbuch schrieb der kanadische Komiker Mike Myers , der auch zwei Hauptrollen übernahm. Regie führte Jay Roach .

London mitten in den „ Swinging Sixties “. Geheimagent Austin Danger Powers hat es sich zur Aufgabe gemacht, die Welt vor seinem Widersacher Dr. Evil zu beschützen. Da Dr. Evil sich von Austin Powers bedrängt fühlt, flüchtet er mit einer Rakete in die Erdumlaufbahn . Austin Powers lässt sich einfrieren und wartet nun in diesem Zustand auf seinen Erzfeind. Dreißig Jahre später ist es so weit: Dr. Evil kehrt auf die Erde zurück, und Austin Powers wird vom Geheimdienst reanimiert. Allerdings hat Austin Powers nun nicht nur mit Dr. Evil zu kämpfen, sondern auch mit der veränderten Gesellschaft in den 1990er Jahren.

Nach eigener Aussage kam Mike Myers die Idee zu dem Film, als er im Autoradio auf einsamer kanadischer Landstraße den Oldie „The Look of Love“ hörte. Das Lied wurde von Burt Bacharach für den Film Casino Royale  (1967) geschrieben. Myers erinnerte sich, wie er als Kind zusammen mit dem Vater die wundersamen Agentenfilme der Sechziger Jahre im Fernsehen angeschaut hatte, und dachte sich: „In solch einem Film will ich auch sein“. So sollte es kommen, inklusive Burt-Bacharach-Cameo und „The Look of Love“ im eigenen Score. Mit seiner Band Ming Tea ist Myers im Abspann selbst als Sänger zu sehen.

Der erste Austin-Powers-Film war im Kino zunächst ein Flop, wurde durch die Video- und TV-Verwertung aber dennoch ein Hit. Durch die gelungene Anlehnung an die ersten James-Bond-Filme , das Spielen mit Geheimdienstklischees, Freizügigkeit im Sinne der „Swinging Sixties“ und schrägen Humor erlangte der Film Kultstatus. Ihm folgten zwei erfolgreiche Fortsetzungen.

Der Film ist als Parodie auf die James-Bond-Filme zu sehen, wobei Mike Myers zum einen als Austin Powers für 007 persönlich steht und andererseits als Dr. Evil für den James-Bond-Bösewicht Dr. No ( 007 jagt Dr. No ). Der deutsche Titel Das Schärfste, was Ihre Majestät zu bieten hat und auch Austin Powers normale Kleidung spielen auf den James-Bond-Teil Im Geheimdienst Ihrer Majestät an. Die Casino-Szene in Las Vegas verweist dagegen auf den Film Feuerball . Des Weiteren werden zahlreiche Andeutungen auf typische Merkmale der frühen James-Bond-Filme gemacht, wie auf das „Bond, James Bond“, das Myers mit einem „Austin Danger Powers“ überbetont.

Der Film erhielt überwiegend positive Kritiken und erreichte bei Rotten Tomatoes eine Bewertung von 70 %, basierend auf 60 Kritiken. [2] Bei Metacritic konnte ein Metascore von 51, basierend auf 25 Kritiken, erzielt werden. [3]

„Launige Parodie auf die Flower-Power-Generation und den ihr heute entgegengesetzten Zeitgeist, die vom Kalauer über makabre Scherze bis zu satirischen Spitzen fast jeden Humor bedient. Dank der überbordenden Flut von Zitaten und ausgelassen aufspielender Schauspieler ein weitgehend unbeschwertes Vergnügen.“

„Selten wurde deutlicher als bei diesem Film, wie sehr eine Komödie vom präzisen Timing abhängt. Das Drehbuch strotzt von schrägen Einfällen, doch die nachlässige Inszenierung von Regisseur Jay Roach läßt mindestens die Hälfte aller Gags wirkungslos implodieren. Und auch die meisten Zoten, die im prüden Amerika für Gegacker sorgen dürften, finden hierzulande nur ein müdes Echo im gähnenden Schlund des Zuschauers. Immerhin: Zwischen all den Rohrkrepierern gibt¹s ein paar Zwerchfell-Attacken, die schlichtweg anbetungswürdig sind. Wenn Austin zum Beispiel in Dr. Evils Weltuntergangslabor Gaststar Christian Slater hypnotisiert, ist das echt … äh … groovy!“

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Austin Powers ( Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ) est un film américain de Jay Roach sorti en 1997 . Il s'agit du premier volet de la série de films Austin Powers . Avec Mike Myers , interprète des deux rôles principaux, il raconte l'histoire d'Austin Powers, un photographe de mode le jour et agent secret la nuit, qui voyage dans le temps afin de poursuivre son ennemi juré, le docteur Denfer (Docteur Terreur au Québec, Doctor Evil dans la version originale).

En 1967, Austin Powers, le meilleur des agents secrets britanniques, se fait congeler après que son ennemi juré, le Docteur Denfer, s'est enfui dans l'espace. En 1997 (trente ans après), les deux ennemis sont décongelés et un nouvel affrontement se prépare.

Alotta makes her first appearance at a Las Vegas casino. She is wearing a low cut, gold evening dress. She acts as the arm candy for her boss, Number Two, as he plays blackjack. At one moment she exchanges a flirtatious glance with the film's hero, Austin Powers. Austin is accompanied by his partner, fellow British agent Vanessa Kensington. Between hands, Number Two introduces Alotta as his "Italian Confidental Secretary". Austin is understandably shocked by her suggestive sounding name. Keeping his own identity a secret, Austin employs the alias "Richie Cunningham".


Austin next encounters Alotta at her penthouse in downtown Las Vegas. He has been tasked by his superior, Basil, to infiltrate her residence and uncover plans for Project Vulcan, the codename for Dr. Evil's scheme for world domination. The interior decor of the penthouse is Japanese-inspired. Austin is able to snap photographs of the key documents just before he hears Alotta approaching from outside. A moment later Alotta enters the penthouse, this time wearing a blue evening dress with white sequins.

Austin fishes for information on Project Vulcan; Alotta replies "We can talk about business later. Let me slip into something more uncomfortable". Much aroused, Austin watches as Alotta closes an Oriental sliding door and proceeds to get undressed in behind it. Breathless, Austin observes her silhouette seductively remove her nylons and brassiere. When the sliding door reopens, she is wearing a short white satin bathrobe and her hair is pinned up.

She beckons him to the Jacuzzi, which Austin, of course, cannot resist. Alotta disrobes and steps into the Jacuzzi; her ample bosom is more prominent than ever as it seems to float upon the water. Once in the Jacuzzi, Alotta offers Austin a back massage, during which time she inspects the pockets of his nearby suit and finds that he is in fact Austin Powers. It is not long before Alotta, so charmed by Austin, suggests that they make love.

Before her next appearance, Austin proudly reveals to Vanessa that he "shagged" Alotta in order to get information. As a romantic interest has developed between the two over the course of the mission, Vanessa is hurt by Austin's betrayal. She is a conservative woman of the '90s and tells Austin he cannot go shagging anyone he wants even if it is for the good of the mission. Austin sincerely tells Vanessa, "You're everything to me". Later, when they are undercover on a tour of Virtucon, the corporate front for Dr. Evil's empire, Austin looks to put Vanessa's mind at ease by stating "She (Alotta) is the village bicycle, everybody's had a ride!" This seems to resolve Vanessa's jealousy.

Alotta's final appearances come at the climax of the film in Dr. Evil's headquarters in the desert outside Nevada. She is briefly seen at a table with Dr. Evil's other agents. At this moment she wears a white dress. She has no lines.

Later, she appears just in time to save Dr. Evil from being captured by Austin Powers. A revolving platform spins around to reveal Alotta holding Vanessa at gunpoint. She wears an odd blue checkered sweater and black leggings combination.

After a stand-off between multiple parties, Vanessa sees an opening and Judo chops Alotta on the neck, knocking her out cold. Austin and Vanessa immediately look to escape the headquarters as Dr. Evil has set it to self-destruct. Alotta is not seen again in the film.

 

 

 

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